This is the one Glee post I’m making tonight but:
WHY IS EVERYONE ACTING LIKE MARIA IS THE ONLY FEMALE ROLE IN THE MUSICAL?
JFC NONE OF YOU GUYS ARE EVEN FIRST SOPRANOS I DOUBT YOU COULD SING MOST OF HER SONGS.
Anita is a helluva lot more fun to play anyways, plus she gets to be in “America.”
Okay, Darren actually sounds pretty good.
Somehow I have been suckered into watching Glee tonight.
oh my god does no one understand how to run a high school arts program?!
Seriously though, “Somewhere” is such a pretty song and I really like Lea Michele’s voice but that was awful.
I hear my roommates watching Glee in the common area.
oh my god that is the worst rendition of “Somewhere” I’ve ever heard.
why autotune whyyyyyyy
That annoying moment when you try to tumblr savior a show but some people don’t know how to tag their posts.
You guys this is honestly the most painful thing I have ever watched in my life.
Oh God, THIS is what we have to look forward to next season? I can’t sing, but I’m pretty sure that I could still kick the asses of like half of these people. You know they were only chosen for their “diversity.”
Oh my god that was really hard to watch.
I am at a loss for words.
I liked their dancing.
You know how in church, when somebody is allowed to sing a solo song or w/e, and they aren’t a part of the regular choir or worship team? And they get up on stage and they start singing like a tortured cat? And you’ll hear members of the congregation mumbling or muttering a little prayer like “Help ‘em Jesus” or “Bless ‘em” out of actual pity?
Help ‘em, Jesus.
There was one girl who was pretty good (the third soloist) but holy hell, that was bloody awful.
Although I don’t know why I’m surprised; why go for talented singers when you can just autotune?
"If you look at someone like Darren Criss, who for example we brought in last year, not even at necessarily the beginning of the season, we brought him a few episodes in, and now the idea of us, you know, if I came out and said, ‘Eh, Darren’s not coming back next year,’ we would’ve had a riot, I think. I think people would’ve come and stormed Paramount like in Frankenstein or something."
- Brad Falchuk (x)
oh my gosh
this is heartbreaking
is this asshole fucking kidding? what a classless douchebag
i can’t even believe you would SAY something like that right now, it’s unfathomable and makes it pretty crystal clear that there is fairly bad blood between the show and chord’s camp because this is just so specifically and vindictively aimed at chord overstreet
and considering that people DID freak out when they heard chord wasn’t coming back, i mean - it’s just so gross, this makes me really really dislike this man, a lot
what a fucking asshole douchebag wanker prick
i hate you
Motherfucking EXCUSE me?
You want to fucking talk about a “Riot”, Brad Falchuk? How about the fact that for four fucking days, The majority of your most loyal televised viewers banded together, tweeted everyone they could think of every hour, on the hour, spread the word and spent hundreds of dollars trying to show their support in the only way they could- by buying the only solo of a character and his actor who you are SO UNPROFESSIONALLY ATTACKING in your fucking statement to show support. How about the tears and the long hours tweeting and trying to contact everyone anyone could think of to let our voice be heard because we had found out Sam was leaving Glee?
FUCK YOU BRAD FALCHUK. Fuck you and your team of writers who continuously ignored the voice of every single person who isn’t screaming themselves silly fangirling over Darren Criss, FUCK YOU for turning your back on your fans and choosing only to acknowledge the amount of fucking bills bills bills coming in and losing every scrap of integrity you and your “boss” may have possesed when you fucking wrote this show and promised us the story of the underdog.
FUCK. YOU. YOU COMPLETE PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR AN EXECUTIVE, FOR A CREATOR, FOR AN ARTIST- FOR YOUR COMPLETE LACK OF CLASS AND GRACIOUSNESS IN YOUR FUCKING GIVEN FIELD. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR FELLOW WRITERS, AND FUCK YOUR SHOW.
-dying of laughter-
Oh my god, this is actually the funniest thing I’ve read all fucking day.
W O W
Once again, the writers prove they have the maturity of twelve year olds. So glad that I’m ditching this show for greener pastures.